Your 2005 Imaginary BF Chad Michael Murray Is Starring In A Hallmark Xmas Film

After the (ridiculous) success of A Christmas PrinceMerry Kissmas, and all the other low budget Christmas movies that hit streaming services last year, we’ve all somehow ended up obsessed with shitty Christmas flicks.

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Honestly, it’s basically guaranteed that come November I will be hitting you all with reviews of each/every crap Christmas romantic comedy available on Netflix / Stan, so get fucking ready, OK?

News of upcoming shitty flicks has been rolling in – we already know Vanessa Hudgens will be starring in an upcoming royal-themed Netflix one, and now One Tree Hill alum Chad Michael Murray has been slated to star in Hallmark‘s The Wise Men.

The movie sounds fantastically horrific. Maggie (played by Jessy Schram) has to make sure her boss’s three sons get home in time for Christmas. Danny (Murray’s character) is one of these sons. When a blizzard hits Maggie asks for Danny’s help with something or other and KABLAMO! LOVE BLOSSOMS.

According to Popsugar, Hallmark will be dropping 30 (!!!) Christmas-themed films from October. So I will basically lose all my friends and general life while I binge each and every one of them for you (it’s for YOU, ok? Not for ME).