Apparently Angie’s Gonna Pick Timm Tonight But Then Break It Off Over A Family-Related Feud

All I care about today is Bachelorette gossip. Love Island? Don’t talk to me until 8.30pm! That cute dog with the tail on it’s face? Actually that I will accept information about, specifically how can I pat it.

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So bear with me today guys bc the Bachie drama is going to come in thick and fast. Just like Timm… AHAHAHA KIDDING! Sorry that was a revolting joke from my sick and depraved mind. Apologies.

Anyway, the spicy rumour I’m currently enjoying is that Angie Kent, our Queen & Lord of Feminist Speeches (can we all agree her shut down of Jess Mr. Mayor Of Noosa was almost on par with the Julia Gillard misogyny speech?) picks Timm Hanly in the finale that is airing tonight, but there is trouble in paradise.

Basically, New Idea are reporting that Angie’s brother Brad fucking hates the chaotic fireproofer, after he said some suss shit about Angie during the first ever cocktail party.

“Timm was saying some inappropriate things about Angie during the first cocktail party,” a contestant told the publication. “Even though Timm was just being Timm and joking around, they probably weren’t the type of things you would want to say in front of your girlfriend’s brother.”

They don’t tell us exactly what Timm allegedly said about Ange, but it can’t have been good – Brad apparently wanted to axe the guy from the get-go, but Ten didn’t wanna lose one of their star entertainment talents in a sea of vacantly staring beige couch cushions, so they pressed him to keep Timm around.

“They told Brad he had to ignore it for now and that they would give him a chance to spill the beans to Angie later on and confront Timm if he made it to home visits,” another source told New Idea. “So, when they come face-to-face for the first time, it’s super awkward. He didn’t expect Timm to make it until the end.”

YIKES. This is all rumours though and there’s ALSO been rumours that Ten themselves have been spreading some porkies to keep viewers guessing. So the end answer is who the fuck knows who Angie is picking except the dude, and her, and probably Yvie, and her five dogs, and about 20 producers, and maybe her parents…

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