WELL. Tonight was an… interesting episode of The Bachelorette. There was a lot of, well, I don’t really know how else to put it. There was a whole lot of penis.
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The Bachelorette, in my opinion, is always way more juicy and interesting than the OG Bachie. Is it because I get off on watching men freak out with inferiority and toxic masculinity issues while simultaneously being broadcast on national television? Yeah, probably.
Honestly, the whole episode was pretty juicy and involved a whole lot of schlong, but you can read our full recap here if you’re interested in our Hot Take™ of episode three. But that’s not what this is. I’m here to talk about one thing, and one thing only. And that thing is how much Twitter hates Timm.
I am offended.
Timm copped the solo date with Angie tonight and I thought it was all sunshine and rainbows.
i’m not attracted to ciarran physically but personality wise? ugh. amazing. #BacheloretteAU
— taryn | inej ghafa worshipper (@thereafter) October 17, 2019
I love timm and Angie so much my heartttt #bacheloretteau
— b (@ceeeeeeb) October 17, 2019
But then as the episode progressed, Twitter went on a witch hunt and absolutely crucified him.
The major talking point was how hypocritical he’s been this episode. Granted, but rude nonetheless.
I like Timm but…. #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dAGKkwNhuY
— Anna (@terrible_vision) October 17, 2019
timm has really switched up from last episode when he only let angie choose who to talk to #TheBacheloretteAU
— alicia (@djsjfjjdkd) October 17, 2019
Sorry….wasn’t Timm bagging out Jamie for breaking guy code 24 hours ago??? #BacheloretteAU
— Alethea Sotiropoulos (@aletheasoti) October 17, 2019
All of the men in this season are acting like they’re playing Survivor. They’re ruthless, and Timm is no different. The only difference is, Timm seems to genuinely want to be with Angie, whereas other contestants seem like they just want to “win.” Are we surprised that men are getting competitive as fuck when they’re stuck in a house together? Not even a little bit. But I am sad that the internet hates my favourite long-haired yahoo.
Honestly, Twitter just fucking hates him.
jamie go home. Take Timm the mouthbreather with you. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/yEfiyf0BDB
— Deb (@grunge_hippy) October 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/matwhi/status/1184764016234659840
It’s not just the hypocrite thing either, everyone just hates poor old Timm and I’m deeply offended. Timm is clearly the man for Angie. I imagine them moving to Byron Bay and opening a juice shop together while their kids run around with no shoes on.
Why. Does. Timm. Speak. One. Word. At. A. Time? #BacheloretteAU
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) October 17, 2019
Mmmmm I don’t like this side of Timm at all #BacheloretteAU
— Annie Papas (@anniepapas) October 17, 2019
Honestly, I think I’m going to start a petition to ban any mean tweets about Timm for the rest of the season. If I wasn’t already convinced that he’s currently hanging in Byron Bay with Angie, I would.
If you hate Timm, you’re wrong and I’m offended..