‘Bachie’ Fans Are Hating On Timm Tonight And It’s Upsetting Me On A Deep Personal Level

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WELL. Tonight was an… interesting episode of The Bachelorette. There was a lot of, well, I don’t really know how else to put it. There was a whole lot of penis.

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The Bachelorette, in my opinion, is always way more juicy and interesting than the OG Bachie. Is it because I get off on watching men freak out with inferiority and toxic masculinity issues while simultaneously being broadcast on national television? Yeah, probably.

Honestly, the whole episode was pretty juicy and involved a whole lot of schlong, but you can read our full recap here if you’re interested in our Hot Take™ of episode three. But that’s not what this is. I’m here to talk about one thing, and one thing only. And that thing is how much Twitter hates Timm.

I am offended.

Timm copped the solo date with Angie tonight and I thought it was all sunshine and rainbows.

But then as the episode progressed, Twitter went on a witch hunt and absolutely crucified him.

The major talking point was how hypocritical he’s been this episode. Granted, but rude nonetheless.

All of the men in this season are acting like they’re playing Survivor. They’re ruthless, and Timm is no different. The only difference is, Timm seems to genuinely want to be with Angie, whereas other contestants seem like they just want to “win.” Are we surprised that men are getting competitive as fuck when they’re stuck in a house together? Not even a little bit. But I am sad that the internet hates my favourite long-haired yahoo.

Honestly, Twitter just fucking hates him.

https://twitter.com/matwhi/status/1184764016234659840

It’s not just the hypocrite thing either, everyone just hates poor old Timm and I’m deeply offended. Timm is clearly the man for Angie. I imagine them moving to Byron Bay and opening a juice shop together while their kids run around with no shoes on.

Honestly, I think I’m going to start a petition to ban any mean tweets about Timm for the rest of the season. If I wasn’t already convinced that he’s currently hanging in Byron Bay with Angie, I would.

If you hate Timm, you’re wrong and I’m offended..

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