So we all know that Ariana Grande is skipping the Grammys, thanks to a spot of creative difference between her and The Recording Academy re: her proposed performance.
Does that mean she’s having a bummer of an evening, sitting around listlessly eating Doritos and avoiding the #grammys hashtag?
LOL NO it’s Ariana Grande!!! She doesn’t get sad she gets FABULOUS!!!
Instead of appearing at all mournful, the ‘thank u, next‘ singer is instead spending her time living out every 13-year-old girl’s dream: lounging around at home in a pale blue custom-made Zac Posen gown, basically looking like Cinderella, and posting witty updates on Twitter.
Oh, and giving her puppy rides on her dress’s magnificent train. Is Zac Posen okay with this? I hope he’s okay with it.
Just ‘cos she’s not at the awards doesn’t mean she’s missing out on taking home those sweet golden horns, either: Grande’s taken out the Best Pop Vocal Album award for her record ‘Sweetener‘. She took the time to tweet her gratitude for the award, saying:
i know i’m not there tonight (trust, i tried and still truly wished it had worked out tbh) and i know i said i try not to put too much weight into these things …. but fuck ……. this is wild and beautiful. thank you so much.
Awww, bless you, you tiny dulcet-toned angel. Also you better be wearing that dress again soon ‘cos I have NOT seen enough of it. Do not deprive the people of maximum Disney princess Ariana!!!