Righto. Here we bloody go mates. It’s on. It is on for young and old. Because while Pete Davidson is content to turn his personal anguish into comedy for Saturday Night Live, apparently Ariana Grande is having absolutely none of it. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.
You might have already seen Davidson making casual jokes about his much-publicised break-up with Grande via a promo video for an upcoming episode of SNL in which he jokingly proposes to the episode’s musical guest, Maggie Rogers, only to be shut down before he quips “0 for 3.”
In the last half an hour or so, apparently that video has come across the desk of Grande, because she has almost immediately taken to her ever-active Twitter account and scorched the goddamned earth beneath old mate’s feet.
In a string of posts, Grande turns this break-up from curious amicability to pure scorn.
Observe, and pray that Davidson finds himself a new body quicksmart because he just had his blown the fuck off.
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1058154705262538752
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1058154750347112448
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1058155239482646528
And for those of you keeping score at home, this is the tweet in question where Ariana is siding with Maggie.
Bloody hell.
If you’re Pete, what’s worse: Being happily engaged to Ariana Grande and having a legion of her fans wanting to bash you, or turning your break up with Ariana Grande nuclear and having a legion of her fans wanting to drop punt you into the centre of the sun?
Maybe walk around New York with the hood for a few days, Pete. Just to be safe and all.
