Obsessed with zodiac signs? Well, Tinder have mined the data of their Aussie database of dating folks, and worked out which star signs are the most popular for the ol’ right-swipe.

Turns out I am a sadcase non-swiped loser, so it’s good news I’m now in a relationship – Pisces came in last for women. Excuse me, who DOESN’T want an overly-emotional scatterbrained crier?

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Scorpio women can rejoice, because you’re the luckiest in love of all the zodiac. Leo ladies come in at #2 – nice to see everyone wants to date strong, vivacious women (but also, guys, Pisces. We’re cool too *cries*).

On the dudes-side, Taureans are the most popular – hilarious given my WORST EX is a Taurus. Well-grounded and reliable, my ass. Virgos come in at #2, and Pisces MEN are a strong 3. Rude.

Here’s the full female list:

  • Scorpio
  • Leo
  • Taurus
  • Cancer
  • Virgo
  • Capricorn
  • Gemini
  • Aquarius
  • Libra
  • Aries
  • Sagittarius
  • Pisces (I still can’t, this is so rude)

And the dudes:

  • Taurus
  • Virgo
  • Pisces
  • Aquarius
  • Libra
  • Scorpio
  • Aries
  • Leo
  • Gemini
  • Cancer
  • Sagittarius
  • Capricorn

What does all of this mean? Not much unless you can work out what star sign someone is via their bio. I guess Taurean & Virgo…ean dudes pop your symbol in there, and ditto to Scorpio & Leo ladies? IDK. You could also just crow on about how romantically popular you are and irritate everyone so no one swipes you anymore, and then PISCEANS TAKE OVER!

Okay I clearly have too many deep-rooted issues about losing or something, I need to leave immediately.