The maniac desire to turn everything under the sun into some kind of monetisable food / drink trend had borne some truly terrible fruit, and none more horrifying than pickle juice soda.
Your brain prepares you for the taste of pickle juice (like right from the jar). It smells just like dill pickle juice as you might imagine. The taste is spot-on. While the flavor isn’t overwhelming, it’s sweet and would definitely satisfy that pickle craving.
Ah yes, that “pickle craving” that normal human beings famously have on a regular basis. And here are two people ‘enjoying’ the pickle juice soda who absolutely look very normal and not like they have the cold dead gazes of successful serial killers at all:
Guess where I had lunch today?!? Just tried pickle juice soda from @POPS_66 pic.twitter.com/5ykiJhepJV
— Damien Lodes (@OKCWXMan) April 15, 2017
Pickle juice soda is one of humanity’s biggest atrocities. The only larger atrocity would have to be PICKLES themselves. Nasty
— CLDKTE (@katelynvalli) April 29, 2017
@mashable Gross pic.twitter.com/5Zmc83eEvU
— Erin ??? (@erinkcopeland) April 29, 2017
@mashable ?? pic.twitter.com/OVlc6A6PUf
— Dels Akins (@Dels_View) April 29, 2017
