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The US Fucks A Burger Into A Tortilla To Create The Diabolical ‘Whopperito’

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August 9, 2016

Hungry Jacks‘ all-American cousin Burger King don’t give a damn about things like morals and propriety.

Nah. And that’s why they’ve just seamlessly animorphed their signature Whopper burger into a bloody burrito.

so bad so good

The portmanteau ‘Whopperrito‘ features a Whopper patty (jazzed up with some Mexican-inspired spices), tomato, lettuce, onions, pickles, queso sauce all tucked up into a tight lil’ flour tortilla.

The ‘rito supposedly came to life after Burger King asked its “innovation committee” to experiment with ways they could break into ‘Murica’s thriving mexi-food trend. Guessing it went a little like so:

#Whopperrito @maslazak5 @BurgerKing pic.twitter.com/E2lflHz4Fk

— NicholasTa (@TransatlanticNS) June 9, 2016

Like any good fast food creation, the promotional images have given way to more accurate, but wholly depressing, depictions:

Omg. Burger King just invented Whopper burger burritos https://t.co/MkLv98Ajr5 #whopperrito pic.twitter.com/REbCKzC5Lg

— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) August 8, 2016

The mashup has (of course) left Twitter divided.

I really want to eat a #whopperrito

— captain_says (@captain_says) June 8, 2016

@mashable can we all just take a moment to think about how horrible fast food is becoming. I mean this is seriously disgusting. #whopperrito

— Jeremiah Klesyk (@JKlesyk) August 8, 2016

Am I the only one that thinks Whopperito sounds like a racial slur? #whopperrito #BURGERKING

— Brandon Harrod (@brandon_harrod) June 9, 2016

For any of y’all enjoying the US summer right now, it’s due for release on August 15th.

Source: Uproxx.

Photo: Burger King.

Tags:

Burger, Burger King, Burrito, Hungry Jacks

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