Burger King Israel Are Gunning For The Horny With Adult Toy “Happy” Meals

Every year on Valentine’s Day, we’re blown away by the sheer inventiveness of brands wanting to latch onto the date to sell their product.
Don’t matter if they’re peddling lingerie, mowers or health insurance; most corporations see V day as a date of mass consumption that they must be associated with, regardless of how decidedly unsexy their product is.
One of those companies is Burger King, the great grandfather of our sweet ‘Strayan Hungry Jacks.
The Israeli arm of the fast food chain are celebrating Feb 14 this year by offering fried food lovers ‘adult toys’ in their meal deals.
wen bae bring u a 20 pack of chicken nuggies
Yes, burger lovers in the Middle East (who are 18 years or older) can walk into a store any time after 6pm today and order an “Adult Meal”, which includes:
2 Whoppers
2 packs of french fries
2 beers
A romantic ADULT TOY inside
Unlimited sex with whoever you share it with*
*Not really that last part.
The ‘sexy toys’ include a feather tickler, a blindfold and one of those head scratchy orgasmatron thingys which feel so daaaaaamn good.

There are no instruction as to how you should use these sexy toys, but one can imagine downing a whopper and washing it down with a beer while your lover tickles your gut would be a highly erotic affair. 
Source: AdWeek.
Photo: Burger King.

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