Swallow that mouthful of fush and chups quick stucks, folks, ‘cos we’ve caught wind of a deal that’ll have you spittling uncontrollably.

STA Travel are having a monumental three day flash sale on flights to New Zealand right this munute.

And who wouldn’t want to visit New Zealand? The government’s antics alone are reason enough to head on over.

The Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, moonlights as a troubled detective. The country’s political meme game is second to none. One time, Kiwi politician Steven Joyce flat out copped a rogue dildo to the face and he didn’t even seem that phased.

Convinced? Well, the following choice fares are on sale right bloody now, bro:

You can fly from the Gold Coast to Auckland one way for $129. Return will set you back just $275. The return deal applies to Sydney folk, too. You can hit up Christchurch via Melbourne return for $349.

Still need convincing? Here’s some deeply wholesome visual inspiration to get you over the line.

Travel dates vary so jump on the STA website and suss ’em here. Shit chur!

Too povo to even afford these cheap fares and stuck in Sydney? Well, here’s your chance to win 2 x tickets to Syd’s hottest new festival. Good luck, bro.

WIN ONE OF FIVE DOUBLE PASSES TO SYDNEY CITY LIMITS

Image: Getty Images / DEA / C. DANI I. JESKE