Want an iPhone 7 but are only halfway through your provider’s contract? Can’t afford to buy one outright? Are you absolutely frothing at the bit for a shiny new toy to impress your friends?
Well despair no longer, friend, because right bloody now you can turn your obsolete iPhone 6 or 6s into 7 with this super lightweight modification.
It’s called the Apple Plug and as the website suggests, it’s their lightest product ever.
Genius of the highest order.
No one likes a Luddite, so stop living 2 days in the past and update your phone right now. Your image depends on it.
“This isn’t 2009. Your phone doesn’t have a floppy drive, and it shouldn’t have a headphone connector either. When we made iPhone 6 and 6s, the world wasn’t ready for the future. Now, it is. Apple Plug is the perfect solution. Fill in your archaic headphone connector with beautiful aluminium and plug yourself into the future.”
They are absolutely right.
Of course, this website is just a clever piece of satire created by Nicer Studio to take the piss out of Apple and their perpetual circle jerk, but my lord it is effective.
“Apple Plug cannot be removed. But why would you want to? Would you want to downgrade? We didn’t think so.”
Nailed it.
Source: Appleplugs.com.
Photo: Appleplugs.com.
