Proof that even the most innocuous and seemingly facile creations of 2017 have dark, problematic undersides comes the almost-to-be-expected news today that some fidget spinners are straight up exploding into flames because we’re not allowed to have nice things, ever.
GET THAT CAT AWAY FROM IT!
“He noticed that it burst into flames and he just started screaming. I was downstairs and all I heard was ‘fire..fire’ and the fidget spinner had literally, It was smoking, It was in flames.”
A similar incident comes out of Michigan, where a similar device went nuclear after being on charge for less than 30 minutes.