Victoria Beckham’s New Armani Underwear Campaign

Considering she’s a 35 year old Mother of three, Victoria Beckham’s impossibly taut physique is as ridiculous as the prospect of ladder climbing in six inch heels. But that’s cool the fashion industry loves it some incongruity.

We posted the initial campaign images earlier this year but just when you thought Armani had perfected accessible sex-appeal they go and throw a Mighty Ducks Hail Mary (I know, sporting mixed metaphors) and produce imagery that is both vampy and edgy. In the best possible way, the “True Blood” way. Their mightiest feat however lies not in the campaign’s sultry slink but in upping the likability of Posh Spice (read: Elitist Spice/Archaic Class System Spice/Condescending Snob Spice/Vocally Challenged Spice). If only they could change our opinion of David “Golden Balls” Beckham we’d be Armani converts for life.

See photos via The Cut

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