Dearly beloved, we’re gathered here today to mourn the loss of actor Tom Holland’s hair which currently lies in the garbage bin of his local hairdresser.
The Spider-Man star shared a video to his fans where he debuted his new buzz cut.
Sure, Tom has a lot of other things going for him: He’s got a face that looks like it was carved by angels. An accent that could make you melt. A perfectly toned body. An ass that won’t quit (trust me, look it up). Lip synching abilities that would make RuPaul get up out of his chair. And from what I hear he’s a v. charming lad.
But his hair was simply divine and therefore respect needs to be paid.
Holland’s fans have been flooding Twitter with upset responses, many of whom compared his new lewk to pop culture figures like Eminem and Caillou.
tom holland shaved his head and now he looks like caillou pic.twitter.com/Hl62UJ0JIB
— madison (@madisonripIey) October 8, 2019
But fret not, Tom Holland stans, ‘coz our sources tell us that the dramatic hair transformation is all because of a movie role.
Holland is currently filming Cherry, a film which “parallels the true life story of the author, a former Army medic who returned from Iraq with extreme undiagnosed PTSD, fell into opioid addiction and began robbing banks,” Variety reports.
So it’s very likely that once the movie wraps, he’ll be letting his hair regrow to its former glory.
Mr. Stark, we feel much better now.