I’m pretty sure Australians’ love for online shopping is not just a symptom of bad service culture and our increasingly antisocial lifestyles, but stems from a weird regressive thing that goes back to when you were a little kid and were literally spoon fed at meal times, hand-tucked into bed at night and got your ass wiped for you when the time came. It’s that warm feeling of total surrender that comes with being completely dependent on everyone else for even the most basic tasks. The ASOS Australia site has just gone live. All you need to do is press a few buttons, drop a couple of mouse clicks, and then they do the rest. And shipping is FREE.
Shop now: ASOS.com/au
