*NSYNC Have A Tragic Christmas Collection, And We’ll Take It All Thanks

What’s Christmas without some suitably hideous festive wear. Maybe you’re firmly committed to the “ugly Christmas jumper”, or maybe you’ll be investing in these foul onesies. Whatever your method of forcing festive cheer on the world via your fashion choices, you cannot beat this.

This is *NSYNC‘s Christmas range. It’s awful. It’s foul. It’s got bad puns.

In short, it’s everything Christmas-wear should be about.

I don’t even know where to start with this. Maybe the faceless *NSYNC boys – there’s something really unnerving about cartoons without facial features. It gets worse on this jumper:

Good lord, we’re well aware of the ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ film clip, which features the boys as marionettes. But take their faces away and they just look like a bunch of dead guys. Not quite the festive cheer maker.

Here’s a (slightly) less creepy jumper:

The collection also features slippers:

And this tacky-yet-wonderful pin, which is a great way to express both your love for Christmas, and your undying adoration for the greatest boy band of the 00’s.

Since it’s launch literally this month, the entire – yep, entire – collection has sold out on site. However there is a notice saying they’re “chatting to Santa” (ugh) so chances are we’re due for a re-stock any day. Keep yourself posted here.

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