GOOD LORD: Mens’ Festive Rompers Are A Thing Now, So Shield Your Eyes

First, there was that weird lace romper trend. Now it seems wearing little shortie romper sets is going to be fashion du jour for guys, which like I get because rompers are COMFY and GREAT as a girl – until I have to go to the bathroom and get completely naked in the stall, which is an uncomfortable experience.

Guys don’t even have that issue though because you can just poke your ween through some magical hole in the material, so basically rompers are your dream life. And now you can have the most festive time ever with maximum comfort, because some insane brand has made you CHRISTMAS ROMPERS.

They’re absolutely hideous but that was to be expected. They’re also insanely expensive and dubiously don’t list the material, which makes me wonder if it’s 100% polyester and therefore likely to give you everything from jock itch to chafing rash.

But hey, they’re so festive! They’re a festive masterpiece! Also – shorts! Not a full-length wintery American thing!

 

They even have one for anyone celebrating Chanukah.

You can pick up one for yourself for a low (not) $182 from Get On Fleek here. Yes, they’re called Get On Fleek. I’m so sorry.

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