Neck Face & His Top 5s

I like Braveheart.

I like telling girls they’re fat (& puking on them.)

I like listening to Black Sabbath.

Did you know there is no walls I wouldn’t write on?

I am Neckface.

Crailtap.com just quizzed everyone’s favourite skater graff man Neck Face on his Top Fives. Here’s a couple : suss www.crailtap.com for the bulk.

Would you turn down a 30k beer ad?

Top 5 reasons to live in New York
1. Skating through traffic
2. Running wild on the streets
3. Finding fucked up skate spots
4. Exploring the entire city
5. You don’t have to drive

Top 5 things about being anonymous
1. Me and batman have something in common
2. Going shopping for new masks
3. People think that my face is naturally blurry
4. Starting rumors about yourself to fans
5. Being voted 2004’s Village Voice’s Best Anonymous Sex Symbol (wtf?)

Top 5 things to spend 5 bucks on
1. Two bottles of Nighttrain
2. Three tacos and a drink at Taco Zone in Silverlake
3. A # 2 at McDonald’s
4. Five scratch tickets to try to double your money
5. The arcade

Top 5 ways to bum out chicks
1. Tell them they’re fat
2. Tell them you’re sister died
3. Puke on them
4. Bark like a dog at them
5. Buy them 6 drinks all at once and have the bar tender tell them they’re from you

Top 5 jobs you’ve turned down
1. $30,000 Heineken ad
2. Barnes n Noble book deal
3. Deftones album cover
4. Beck album cover
5. Energy drink craze

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