If you’re a massive fan of being so awake that your brain starts vibrating and aggravating your bowels to the point that you induce possibly lethal incontinence, you’re in luck: someone has invented a coffee that will do exactly this.
Viscous Cafe in Adelaide is selling a coffee extremely appropriately named Ass Kicker coffee, which has roughly 80 times the amount of caffeine that you’d find in one of those normal, ordinary cups of coffee that won’t make you shit yourself to death.
Although it is absolutely an insane amount of caffeine, it falls a little bit short of a lethal dose if drunk in the recommended way – with a lethal dose being 18 grams ingested over a two hour period and the Ass Kicker being five grams ingested over at least three hours.
Apparently it tastes a little bit more like toffee than it does coffee and, if you’re willing to accept the things in the health warning on the menu, should probably allow you to do that 40 straight hours in a row of TV watching you’ve been meaning to do.
Source: Mashable.
