Jay Z’s Rejected Hyphen Now Has Its Own Twitter Account

Traumatic news came in yesterday that the artist formerly known as Jay-Z has ditched the hyphen and will now be known as Jay Z; the internet was quick to express their emotions at this #dark time. 

The Huffington Post wrote a ridiculous obituary for the hyphen, and The Strut wrote a grossly cringe-worthy interview with The Hyphen. And now, a twitter account for the abandoned punctuation has emerged and is personifying grammar to a new level, but it’s actually pretty great so well done, internet, we’ll give you this one: