Traumatic news came in yesterday that the artist formerly known as Jay-Z has ditched the hyphen and will now be known as Jay Z; the internet was quick to express their emotions at this #dark time.
I miss his laugh
— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) July 18, 2013
Refresh the jobs section on Craigslist, make a sandwich, listen to 03′ Bonnie & Clyde while crying, repeat…
— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) July 18, 2013
Once in 1997 me and the hyphens from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony held up a liquor store and escaped the cops. Good times, chill bros.
— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) July 18, 2013
98 of my problems were caused by Jay Z dropping me, the 99th problem was caused by a Semicolon named Carl and he knows what he did
— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) July 19, 2013
Afraid I might get drunk and text that sexy é in Beyoncé again =(
— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) July 19, 2013
I always thought Kanye saying ‘Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team’ was about Kris Humphries, but I guess it’s about me =(
— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) July 18, 2013
