The artist formerly known as Kedollarsignha Sebert has checked out of the Timberline Knolls Residential Treatment Centre having completed treatment for an unspecified eating disorder and received a moniker rebranding in the process; dropping the superfluous dollar sign from her name, changing her Twitter handle from Keshasuxxx to KeshaRose and describing her mature new outlook on life as “blessed.”
Fans of the pop svengali’s unique brand of alcopop will be glad to hear that she’s working on tons of new music [emoji].
Happy to be back! Feeling healthy & working on tons of new music??I can’t thank my fans enough for all the love & support u have given me???
— kesha (@KeshaRose) March 7, 2014
Last year, Jay Z made headlines when he emancipated himself from the hyphen that had for so long come to define him and hampered his waning SEO. Soon after, a parody Twitter account surfaced that anthropomorphised The Hyphen, its newfound sentience the subject of a number of timeless punchlines, because this is the world we live in now.
Two weeks ago, Jay Z’s Hyphen issued a cry for help. @KeshasDollarSign parody account in 3, 2, 1.
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— Jay Z’s hyphen (@JayZsHyphen) February 19, 2014
