STRAP YOURSELF IN: Rihanna Has Gifted The World With Heaps Kinky Accessories

Cosmetics and lingerie entrepreneur Rihanna is now offering punters a collection of accessories designed to “kink it up” in the bedroom. Whatever that means.

The Savage Xcessories line, introduced over the weekend, features a whole heap of goodies to match RiRi’s massively successful Savage X Fenty lingerie range.

Some highlights include a set of heavy-duty satin restraints, a pair of faux-leather pasties, and a miniature whip “small enough to fit in your handbag.”

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It is unclear what whips have to do with undergarments, and why one would choose to transport a weapon in their purse, but such is the inscrutable nature of the Fenty empire.

If you’re the kind of person who’d like to spend their hard-earned cash on products which, very confusingly, hint at both pleasure and pain, you best be quick.

At time of writing, those pasties, and a very stern-looking riding crop, have already sold out. There also are a few sets of fluffy handcuffs (???) which seem prepped to vanish from the store.

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The addition of those products to the Savage X Fenty webstore comes after instant success for the line, which has been praised for its decent price-points and options for lingerie-lovers of all shapes and sizes. 

Now, if you excuse us, we need to listen to Rihanna’s S&M while ignoring the connotations present in every single bar.

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