Drake’s Been Secretly Stockpiling Birkin Bags For His Non-Existent Wife

Drake is gunning for sweetest most angelic human in the music biz, and tbh he might hold the title already – but there’s sweet and then there’s… well… borderline intense.

And tbh hoarding Birkin bags for your future wife? That is firmly straddling the line.

Drake spoke to The Hollywood Reporter for their recent cover story, and while the article states that he “deflected questions of his love life”, he did let everyone know that he has a whole collection of expensive handbags.

He reveals that he has been collecting Birkin bags for years, a gift for “the woman I end up with.”

Look. Whether you love or hate the Birkin (I’m not a fan), don’t you think you’d be mildly concerned if your fiance just goes “oh, by the way, here’s 50 spenno bags I’ve been avidly collecting for you since BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU”?

This is a Birkin, btw.

I can think of plenty of other things I’d prefer to be presented with upon a boyfriend putting a ring on it. Ten puppies he’s adopted over the years, just for me. Ten BBQ Meatlovers pizzas. Not collected ones, that’s weird. Fresh ones.

Like what if he marries someone and she’s like “oh thanks beb” but in her heart she actually loathes all the stupid bags? And it’s not like she could just sell ’em for cash – she doesn’t need cash, she’s married Drizzy and he is LOA-DED. So what, you just have to become a Birkin type? The kind who enjoys a Birkin?

Drake, my man. You didn’t think this one through pal.

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