America’s Selfie Taken From My Bad Angle Ugh Please Delete, Amanda Bynes, appeared in court overnight to plead ‘not guilty obvs’ to charges of throwing a bong out the window of her 36th-floor Midtown Manhattan apartment.
“Clearly a search was made for the bong and nothing was recovered,” attorney Andrew Friedman told the people’s court. “My client completely denies ever having thrown anything out the window. She was followed illegally into her apartment for no reason.”
Police allege they were then shown to the threshold of Maison Mandy, where the actress willingly invited them in to The Girls’ Room, coaxed by the alure of Californian hospitality and wafting eau de bong.
I only smoke tobacco I don’t drink or do drugs. I’ve never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! 😀
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 24, 2013
I need Nicki Minaj’s wig person stat! 😛
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 25, 2013
via Reuters, @AmandaBynes