People make such a big deal out of Leonardo DiCaprio’s aestival joie de vivre – here he is playing with water pistols; here he is eating pizza with twenty models on a beach – that they routinely decree him to be The King Of Summer without considering other options.
That is a comically wrong opinion.
The real King Of Summer SS14/15 is this lil’ 1.5m brown snake who was spotted swimming safely and sensibly between the flags like the very chill, very cool gender indeterminate snake it is yesterday at One Mile Beach in Forster. All others are pretenders to the throne. Bow down, bitches. Et cetera.
Chill Snake was spotted and subsequently photographed by Great Lakes tourist Olivia Moffatt, who noted that the snake “travelled out of the water and remained on the shore for a while until waves washed up against it. Raising its head, it headed for shade towards the lifeguard trailer and happily sat there until again moving up along the beach to the bush.”
Sun and sea smart. How many of us can say the same? None, that’s how many. This is my favourite snake story in almost year. This is everything.
All together now: ‘Straya.
