Newly elected National Minister For Shirtless Selfies And Smizing, boutique ale brewer and the most damaging leg spin bowler the game has ever seen, Shane Warne, is currently on the hunt for a personal assistant.
According to a handwritten note published earlier tonight on his Instagram account, the King of Spin, skin and body bronzer is currently searching seek.com.au and his Instagram feed for some industrious young go-getter to assist him in doing things and stuff yet to be confirmed, explained or elaborated upon.
Is it you? It most certainly could be if you meet the following hypothetical criteria: enjoys hiding cans of baked beans from people, can keep hair removal and botox injection appointments secret, has experience applying sun tan lotion to a 44 year old wax mannequin using a squeegee brush.
“I need a new PA,” the note reads. “If interested please email twilliams@seek.com.au”
In related news: Shane Warne has elegant personalised stationery.
