A Mysterious Striker Named “Own Goal” Is The FIFA World Cup’s Leading Scorer

The FIFA World Cup is in full swing at the moment, and the goals, they floweth like borscht.

And while all the usual suspects have been rattling twine across the handful of pool-stage games thus far, a curious name currently sits well clear atop the Leading Goalscorer list.

While Christiano Ronaldo‘s hat-trick puts him safely in the upper echelons of the list at this early stage of the tournament, and Denis Cheryshev‘s heroics have helped Russia’s goal fest continue across two games, one bolter of a name eclipses them all:

Own Goal.”

That’s right, across the 17 games completed thus far, Own Goal has scored more goals than anyone else, accounting for a whopping 5 of the 41 goals scored thus far in the tournament.

Unbelievably, that tally of own goals is already one shy of the all-time World Cup record of six, set in the 1998 World Cup held in France. There’s still 47 games remaining in this year’s World Cup.

Own Goal struck first in a heartbreaking 95th minute, deadlock-breaking howler from Morocco that handed Iran a crucial group stage win.

Unbelievably, Australia was next to feel the sting of an OG, with FIFA ruling after the game against France that the goal originally attributed to Les Bleus’ Paul Pogba was, in fact, an Own Goal from our own Aziz Behich.

Yep. That one still stings.

Following that, Own Goal suited up for Nigeria, putting one on the scoreboard for Croatia in their Cup-opening clash.

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The magic boot of Own Goal then drifted over to Poland, gifting Senegal a crucial mark on the scoreboard.

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And finally, Own Goal’s prowess haunted Egypt, rattling home one of host-nation Russia’s three goals early this morning.

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Unbelievable stuff. At the rate this is going, FIFA officials will have to award the Golden Boot to the collective misery of about 10 nations.

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