So you’re QLD Bulls batsman Chris Lynn’s girlfriend Channel Nine sports reporter Yvonne Sampson stuck watching the QLD Bulls play the Victoria Bushrangers (BORING!) and you’re on your new Missoni throw rug with Blonde Shazza and Ronny and you’ve just had 2.5 beers and you’re talking about squirting (maybe?) and to further the point you just made about squirting (maybe?) you do your most reptillian sex face and a series of pelvic thrusts at the exact moment the cameras throw to you. And that is in no way embarrassing. No, not at all. Nothing to see here…
