Someone has taken ‘do it yourself’ to the absolute nth degree by getting their ass out for kicks and OnlyFans content at their local Bunnings on the Gold Coast. There’s definitely a warehouse’s worth of gags to make here about assorted hardware and being nailed in aisle four, which is the only way to respond to this.

A woman got her full anoos out in the home improvements and building store in southern Queensland this week, which she posted to her Twitter and Instagram accounts, showing off the kind of exhibitionism she does on her OnlyFans.

In the video, she’s shown wandering along the aisles of the warehouse, before turning down aisle 42 (where the globes and tubes, downlights, oyster lights and torches are, FYI) and then shimmying down her jeans to cast the glow of her full moon in the lighting section.

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[Image: Instagram / @lily_sheofficial]
Seems relatively normal, like someone maybe picking a wedgie out while trying to find the right halogen globes for the kitchen, and then…

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[Image: Instagram / @lily_sheofficial]
Well, yep, okay that’s definitely your whole ass there, isn’t it. Just right out there in the harsh light of the fluorescent lights. You could have skipped down to the aisle with all the lights and lamps for a bit of better lighting for your cheeky video, but no worries babe. You do you, and you do it yourself – kinda.

Imagine popping down to your local Bunnings, grabbing a snag in bread for a couple of bucks from the local footy club outside, turning down an aisle to finally replace that blown globe in the hallway at home, and coming across some woman full bare assed in the middle of the aisle. That’s dinner and a show, if you ask me.

The woman in the Bunnings OnlyFans video hasn’t said anything about the clip since she put it up earlier this week, but I can assure you there’s plenty of seedy-ass comments on her Insta from accounts with no posts, or no profile picture, that say things like “very nice steps”, “very cheeky” and “Dam don’t see this at my local Bunnings – Feeling ripped off!!!”

There are three things that are certain in this life: death, taxes, and creepy men cringe-commenting on young womens’ horny Insta posts.