The season finale of 2020 has aired and my God what a great episode that was. Really good to end on a high note, y’know? Joe Biden secured the presidency and Donald Trump‘s team gave one last hurrah of a press conference at the Four Seasons. But not the hotel, the landscaping company, which sits next to the dildo shop and across from the crematorium. Mates, you can’t write this stuff.
So what exactly went wrong here? Well, Trump tweeted that there was going to be a “big press conference” at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia. Assumedly, this would mean the Four Seasons Hotel. However, he later clarified that it would be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead, deleting the original tweet. Someone had mistakenly booked the wrong location.
It was almost definitely an accident, yet his team won’t admit it, and ultimately sent Rudy Giuliani to the carpark of a landscaping business to discuss voter fraud in Pennsylvania, without any evidence. Kudos to whoever tried to book the Four Seasons Hotel but fully called a landscaping company without realising it, because it has birthed a plethora of memes.
Honestly, this is something for the history books, and is truly the greatest way that Trump could have possibly wrapped up his run as president.
Anyway without further ado, here are some memes.
Finally someone grasps the full ineptitude of “Four seasons landscape gardening”😂😂😂 https://t.co/KQVG0BBW9U
— Dr Simon Ashworth 🇺🇦 (@DrSimonAshworth) November 8, 2020
https://twitter.com/natalietran/status/1325264760720388104?s=20
When Taylor Swift sang, “I wanna ask you to dance right there in the middle of the parking lot,” she meant in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot where Donald Trump’s presidency ended.
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) November 8, 2020
Four Seasons Total Landscaping ultimately held the press conference in their parking lot, right beside a fire extinguisher and a garage door. It definitely lacked the shine of a hotel, but watching the entire affair just felt like some comedy skit, (in fact it actually became an SNL skit later that night.)
God, you have to admit that the harmless blunders of the Trump presidency have been a constant source of entertainment.
Hearing the BBC report on the entire story with their serious tone was also a cherry on top of the cake that is Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Christ on a cracker, the BBC’s reporting on the Four Seasons Total Landscaping story is the best thing you’ll hear today. 😂🔥
(via @LashanStuff)#SundayMorning #SundayThoughts
— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) November 8, 2020
“Four (seasons total landscaping) score and seven years ago…”
— Will Arnett™ (@arnettwill) November 8, 2020
Mentally, I am here.
Mentally I’m at the crematorium across from Four Seasons Total Landscaping pic.twitter.com/Sj5y7W8FGe
— amy (@bergeambe) November 8, 2020
Millions of little girls across the country and around the world are waking up this morning with new hope of one day getting married at a Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) November 8, 2020
Twitter has, understandably, started to stan Four Seasons Total Landscaping. It’s become somewhat of a cultural symbol. A landmark where history was made. People for years to come will make the pilgrimage.
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┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
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▔▏┗┛▕▔ only use
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Four Seasons
Total Landscaping
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▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 8, 2020
I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA pic.twitter.com/cX6bIMkag8
— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) November 8, 2020
https://twitter.com/andrewhunterm/status/1325505923809415172?s=20
Rudy Giuliani: “We’ve found fraud!”
Bitch you couldn’t even find the right Four Seasons.
— great scott! 🇺🇸 (@GreatScott1991) November 8, 2020
There is something about this next meme that absolutely fills me with joy. I just… love it so much. Look at him. He is the manager, and I love him.
https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/1325448301303488514?s=20
And as always, the Trump yelling meme has made an appearance.
ARE YOU FROM FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING? pic.twitter.com/LZWy20ZQHa
— 👍 (@JoelBrewed) November 8, 2020
And of course, no meme compilation would be complete without this format flexing its time in the sun.
Nothing quite like a total landscaping shop! #FourSeasons #Trump pic.twitter.com/Bu5wBiv1z2
— AnotherGreen (@Anothergreen) November 8, 2020
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping team even issued an official statement about how happy they are that everyone is supporting their business now.
— Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@therealfstl1992) November 8, 2020
If you need me, I’ll be dreaming about Four Seasons Total Landscaping, chuckling in my sleep, awaiting the next outrageous meme to surprise us from out of nowhere.
