Four Seasons Total Landscaping, those legends over in Philadelphia, have officially launched their brand new merch, including some incredible stickers that say ‘Make America Rake Again’ and ‘Lawn and Order’, and my God this is truly a blessing.
Just in case you missed it, Four Seasons Total Landscaping became a beloved meme after Trump’s team accidentally booked its parking lot for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel in Philadelphia like they originally intended. The business sits right next to an adult sex shop and right across from the local crematorium, which only added that delicious bit of extra spice to the story.
It’s an iconic moment in history for sure, and we did a recap of all the hilarious tweets that ensued from the chaos.
After popular demand, the company have launched official merch, and it all goes on sale starting *checks notes* right fkn now. It isn’t every day that a landscaping business gets to make hoodies that people will actually want to wear out in public, so kudos to them for cashing in on this incredible business opportunity.
The business promise that hats and masks will be coming soon, alongside even more designs, but right now they’ve gone for the standard logo on shirt/hoodie route, and honestly, I respect the simplicity. Start small y’know.
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You can have a gander at the full selection just here, which gloriously features a sticker that says ‘Make America Rake Again’ and ‘Lawn and Order’ in the one $5 print. Whoever thought of that needs a massive raise immediately. My only wish is that they put that on a shirt as well because it is hella iconic.
There are also presidential-themed shirts that read “Four Seasons ’92”, which represents the year that the company was first established.
If you’ve ever wanted to support (American) local business, now is your chance. You can cop a shirt, hoodie or sticker right HERE at the company’s business page, which is awfully hard to find underneath all the memes that are currently floating around.
You can cop me keeping the lawn and order in my fresh as hell Four Seasons merch on the streets of Sydney soon.
