WATCH: Luckiest Human Ever Identified As SYD Woman Avoids Hectic Crash

This one’s for the concept of death. Not today, buddy!

In some absurdly Final Destination-lookin’ footage, the single luckiest person on planet Earth has revealed herself as a customer of Bellfield BP in Sydney. We know as much after a speeding car decided it just had enough of the service station’s shit last night.

CCTV footage shows the car, carrying a driver and three passengers, smashing straight into the service station, missing our protagonist by a matter of metres. 

Even more fucked, if you can believe it: the car avoided a stack of LPG gas canisters by the same margin.

While everyone in the store, including its proprietors, escaped the incident without any significant injuries, occupants of the car weren’t quite so fortuitous. It ain’t for the squeamish, but you can pretty clearly see one of the Camry’s passengers clutching his forearm as it pulls its best macaroni impression.

All three were taken to hospital, but the driver, who is equally adept at friendship as he is behind the wheel, somehow pulled a runner. Police, unsurprisingly, have a few words for him.

Rethink your late-night desire for an ice-cream and a Coke below:

Source: 9 News.
Photo: Youtube. 

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