All praise be to Harrison Ford, the grumpy old bastard we all should be so lucky to grow into at some point in our lives.
In the country at the moment (HOLYSHITHARRISONFORDISINAUSTRALIA) to help nudge the juggernaut that is the Star Wars: The Force Awakens promotional train along, Ford has been spending the past couple of days doing the obligatory sitting-in-front-of-the-poster-for-the-film-posters interviews that every film star has to endure.
Except that Harrison Ford has precisely zero time for nonsense like this, and even less for Donald Trump and his odd inability to distinguish between fiction and reality.
Apparently the Donald expressed an affinity for Ford’s performance in the magnificent Air Force One, and – in particular – the way Ford “stood up for America.“
Cue: the wrath of the world’s most glorious 73-year-old.