WATCH: Harrison Ford Destroys Annoying Star Wars Fan’s Millennium Falcon

Harrison Ford is the greatest grumpy old man on the planet.

No hyperbole. No competition. Nothing.
It’s him. The grumpiest.
The 73-year-old is currently mowing his way across the globe on the media trail for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, meaning he has to take a lot of interviews.
It also means that he has to take a hell of a lot of really annoying questions from annoying Star Wars superfans.
And whilst you might think that might be alright, bare in mind that he’s basically running the real life equivalent of this right now.

Conan O’Brien dedicated an entire episode of Conan to sitting down with various members of the film’s cast and crew, including Ford – who was joined by director JJ Abrams.
O’Brien, being the accommodating sort that he is, allowed one of his staff to ask a question to Ford.
It’s just that that staffer happened to be the notoriously dry and long-winded associate producer Jordan Schlansky, who had an incredibly dry and long-winded question about the amount of grips on Luke Skywalker‘s lightsaber, of all things.
Harrison’s response? Pure, unadulterated Ford.

Bless you, Harrison Ford. Bless every inch of your bitter, jaded, absolutely-fucking-over-it soul.