A British mother has had a pretty bloody spooky Halloween experience, after she accidentally put to bed in her home a complete random, who she’d mistaken for her son due to his face being mostly covered in skeletal face paint.
Surry mum Juliet Jarvis posted the yarn to Facebook in which she was awoken at 4.30am Sunday to what she thought was her 29-year-old son Stewart coming home from a festive night on the booze.
She tucked the shitfaced bloke into bed, threw him a pillow, to which he replied “thanks” and called it a night.
It wasn’t until the next morning that the dad found the hungover as balls dude upstairs, now starkers and calmly let Juliet know “There’s a naked bloke upstairs and it is not Stewart.”
It was in fact 29-year-old boozehound Marc Campfield who after pretending to be a friend of Stewarts who was just staying over, ultimately revealed to the, no doubt shooketh couple, he had no fucken’ clue how he’d gotten to their house after being kicked out of a pub for being too belted.
Instead of throwing the naked invader out of their house though, the Jarvis’ were pretty chill about it all, with Juliet posting to FB how ridic the whole thing was:
Marc got a lift home from old mate dad and reckons he lucked out in regards to picking somewhere for a black-out nap, telling The Sun, “I could not have stumbled into the home of two more lovely people. They were so understanding.”
Try and top that for a “this one Halloween I got SO shitfaced…” story.
