depp: your deputy pm is g.. good – no one’s buying this
joyce: STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
depp: and he doesnt remind me of augustus gloop at all— colley (@JamColley) April 18, 2016
I know this Johnny Depp #waronterrier is funny and all, but let’s not forget those are real dogs that Barnaby Joyce personally strangled.
— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) April 18, 2016
Depp: …*sighs*…furthermore, your Deputy Prime Minister is a handsome man and I would turn gay for him.
Barnaby: more— Peter Taggart (@petertaggart) April 18, 2016
if you are watching this we are already dead. barnaby joyce….he wasn’t joking
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) April 18, 2016
Barnaby Joyce, in his director’s jodhpurs, demanding another take from Jonny Depp and Amber Heard
— Rob Stott (@Rob_Stott) April 18, 2016
— neo-bort (@bortofdarkness) April 18, 2016
the sentence is carried out. johnny depp has been killed. he is survived by his two dogs, which have also been killed
— fungbunger (@parsfarce) April 18, 2016