Tom Hanks Gifts Coffee Machine To White House Press To Help ‘Em Rinse Trump

Tom Hanks is basically America’s Dad and, like any parent, he can’t stand an under resourced kitchen.

During the Bush administration, he noticed a grave injustice in the White House press corps’ designated break area – no coffee machine – and took it upon himself to buy one for the caffeine-starved reporters, photographers and cameramen. He replaced *that* one in 2010, when he saw it was looking rather grubby during another visit to the Washington.
In keeping with tradition – and the fact that now, more than ever, journalists need drugs to survive – Hanks gifted a new, US $1,700 machine to the press corps under Trump‘s administration.
The best part? An accompanying note that read:

“Keep up the good fight for truth, justice, and the American Way. Especially for the truth part.”

The newly-caffeinated White House press corps gearing up to write a hot take on Trump like:


Photo: Axelle / Bauer-Griffin.

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