There Is But One Winner Of The Iowa Caucus And His Name Is ‘Stickerboy’

Okay so, it’s an electoral event for the state. Iowa has 1681 precincts, and very basically, it’s them voting to choose their designated Presidential candidates. 

Today, Ted Cruz beat the hell out of Donald Trump for the Republican delegate possie, and at time of writing, Hillary Clinton was 50/50 tied with Bernie Sanders for the Democrat position. 

This explanation has been overtly simplistic, but hey – are you here to read about the US voting system, or see a video of kid trying to eat the stickers off his face on live television?!

From today’s Iowa Caucus, meet Stickerboy!

He had a grand ol’ time chillin’ behind Hillary, trying to chomp on the stickers stuck so haphazardly to his cheeks, and also lending his body to the occasional dab in vein of Hillary’s embarro ~millenial~ references:

Did you see the star of the #Clinton speech? #StickerBoy cc: @KatiePavlich @megynkelly @GaltsGirl @FoxNews pic.twitter.com/FO79AN7Wk3

— Scott Levy (@FuelOnline) February 2, 2016

Hopefully #stickerboy stickerbombs all of @HillaryClinton‘s premature acceptance speeches. #IowaCaucus pic.twitter.com/Y1Qyuilqrj

— Erin Fortes (@elfortes) February 2, 2016

And #StickerGuy @PeterClinkscale managed to find time to Dab #IowaCaucus pic.twitter.com/DSNRcHULwl

— LizzLocker (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) February 2, 2016

#stickerboy pic.twitter.com/bw3Dd2iAz1

— Jimmy Busby (@jimmybusby) February 2, 2016

This is Drake student Peter Clinkscales. He told me he just wanted to see a presidential candidate speak. #iacaucus pic.twitter.com/taF1pNC0vh

— Megan Specia (@meganspecia) February 2, 2016

He’s fairly impressed with himself:

Lol I trended on Twitter #bucketlist #stickerboy #stickerkid

— Peter Clinkscales (@PeterClinkscale) February 2, 2016

Long live Stickerboy, you truly made art today. You make much more sense than America’s current dismal political spectrum, if we’re honest.