No. Stop this. Stop this immediately.
The internet has been absolutely losing its collective shit recently, after coming to the realisation that it quite likes it when food is colourful.
Case in point was the truly disgusting, mouldy-looking cheese toastie that someone poured food dye onto and you all simultaneously came, for some fucking reason:
Here’s some shittier-looking ones that you all tried at home, cocked up completely, and disappointed your parents by even attempting!
And now, you’ve done it again. You’ve #foodporn-ed your way to physical orgasm, all because some bloke in Las Vegas has put some dye in a jug of milk, and did some of those crafty barista tricks to make his bloody latte all colourful and rainbow.
This bloke, @ibrewcoffee:
You’re slowly but surely whittling down the size of your inheritance, as your parents become ardently aware that they spawned someone who thinks the epitome of culinary excellence is tie-dyeing dairy goods.
Should we be needing to detail why functioning, tax-paying adults don’t need their food to be ‘My Little Pony’ colours? No. Up with this, we will not put.
See more here if you have to, you psychopathic rainbow fucks: www.instagram.com/ibrewcoffee/
*greedily guzzles down a delicious frothy mug of food dye*
Source: Instagram.
