Allow me to say this for you as slowly and clearly as possible: the biggest mystery consuming the internet at the moment is a portly, possibly sunburnt nude man humping a dead shark on a boat.
— Anneka Svenska (@AnnekaSvenska) May 5, 2017
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 10, 2017
A spokesperson for Jimmy John’s told Deadspin that the man in the photo was absolutely not Liautaud, and had nothing to do with Jimmy John’s. The search continues.
For the record, an earlier statement from Mr Liataud denied that he went hunting for big African game anymore. “I choose to hunt and I choose to fish,” he said. “Everything I’ve done has been totally legal. And the meat has been eaten, if not by me than by someone I’m with. I don’t hunt big African game anymore.”