THE CATCHELORETTE: Kittens Predict Who Will Receive Sam’s Final Rose

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In the grand tradition of Paul the Octopus – a common octopus with uncommon skills picking the 2010 FIFA World Cup winners (R.I.P.) – we visited Catmosphere Cat Café to divine the future and predict who will reign victorious in the battle for Sam Frost‘s beating chest organ.

As a reminder, Dave’s heart was ripped the fuck asunder and this is what the kittens were working with:

If any of these adorable kitties are melting your heart and you are also a responsible adult: WHY NOT ADOPT? All are looking for homes and you can head down anytime to chat through the process with the delightful humans of Catmosphere