This week a new green and gold standard has been set for patriotic ice cream flavours. In other words: time to push on Bill, do you know how fucking weird and unnecessary it is to chew gum directly after you’ve eaten ice cream? Seriously.  

To celebrate the best time of the year in the best country on the planet, Streets Ice Cream – emblematic of wet hot Australian summers ever since buying the naming rights to Brisbane’s largest toddler urine catchment – has for a limited time only released green and gold versions of its Paddle Pop and Golden Gaytime ice cream flavours. For the next few weeks, the same flavours you know and love (rainbows and happiness, respectively) will be rendered in green and gold ice cream and look something ike this:
 

The Aussie creams, dubbed the Green & Golden Gaytime and Paddle Pop Aussie Rainbow, are available now at all good convenience stores. 

Get it into ya.