If you haven’t already heard, yours truly is holding a self-care festival. Why? Because looking after number one isn’t an indulgence, it’s a downright neccessity.

Dubbed PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Selfish Weekend presented by The House of Angostura, the two-day extravaganza will be as Sydney’s chic-as-shit La Porte Space on March 16 and 17, 2019. Oh, it’s also got a bloody amazeballs lineup to leave you feeling inspired as fuark, including but not limited to a How To Cum 101 session and some vibrator races.


Fun!

Alright, let’s see what’s in store for you lot. Drumroll pls?

Wellness In Biz Conversation With Keep It Cleaner‘s Steph Claire Smith & Laura Henshaw

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Join Steph Claire Smith and Laura Henshaw discuss their success with Keep It Cleaner – a wellness program offering meal, mindfulness and exercise guides (and more recently healthy food products which are now stocked in Coles).

They’ll also be chatting 1 million+ Instagram followers, managing funds, staying on top of their fitness game and always getting a good night’s sleep. You won’t wanna miss two of the biggest names and brains on the health & lifestyle circuit.

A Simple Effective (Not Witchy!) Guide To Manifesting With Flex Mami

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“Before you knock [manifestation] and denounce it as a spiritual thing that you’re ready to write off (atheists are welcome here!), I recommend you come to this keynote. Unlike most manifesting enthusiasts, I’m going to share my pragmatic method.

I’ll pass on clear concise steps on how to shift your thoughts, upskill your perspective, train your brain and in turn finesse the “universe” to give you want. A hot dollop of real talk, with a sprinkle of esoteric spirituality.”Flex Mami.

A Guide To Mindful Boozing + Conscious Cocktail Bar With The House Of Angostura

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Join The House of Angostura to chat low ABV and non-alcoholic drinking trends with Global Angostura Brand Ambassador, Ray Letoa – AKA a NZ bartending icon who you might find behind the bar at Wellington‘s world famous Roxy Cinema.

Letoa will be joined by Wellness Editor of Bartender Magazine, Amy Spanton (who knows a thing or seven when it comes to the affect the hospitality industry has on the mental and physical wellbeing of its workers) and special guest Flex Mami. PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Music + Culture Editor, Courtney Fry, will take a break from spinning spicy yarns (both literally and metaphorically) to mediate the panel.

Music Therapy Q&A With Aussie Music’s MVP G Flip

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Join a Q&A with the muso born Georgia Flipo to chat about music as therapy and the intense highs and lows success can bring, hot on the release of new single Bring Me Home.

In the year since G Flip uploaded her debut single About You to Triple J Unearthed, the Melbourne indie-pop phenomenon has found herself listed on festival lineups around Australia and the world.

Psychologist Matching Consultations With LYSN

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Let’s be real: finding the right psychologist for you can be tricky. Pop in for an online consultation with hundreds of qualified Aussie psychologists for your chance to find ~the one~.

True Crime Panel With PEDESTRIAN.TV’S #1 Podcast ‘All Aussie Mystery Hour’ Hosts Josephine Rozenberg-Clarke & Melissa Mason

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Join All Aussie Mystery Hour podcast hosts Josephine Rozenberg-Clarke & Melissa Mason, two chatty gals who just love spooky mysteries and horrific murders, for a Q&A with a psychologist and fans of the podcast to talk about how this global obsession with true crime is actually a healthy form of self-care.

Staying Afloat From URL To IRL With ‘No Chill’ Podcast Hosts Lucinda Price & Madison Griffiths

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PEDESTRIAN.TV’s breakthrough mental health podcast No Chill is busting out of the studio and onto the stage, as hosts Lucinda Price of PEDESTRIAN.TV and Madison Griffiths go deep with some of Australia’s favourite creators.

LISTEN NOW – PEDESTRIAN PODCAST NETWORKNo Chill: What Is No Chill?

From left swipes to butt selfies, eggplant emojis to your ex’s pass agg Instastories, they’re ‘checking in’ to see how the creatives you follow URL stay afloat IRL.

The Smoothie Bowl Shack With Kath Ebbs

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The Smoothie Bowl Shack is the brain baby of Kath Ebbs, otherwise known as one very rad gal and the new generation of nutrition. Cut the usual lines at Glebe Markets for her delicious Smoothie Bowls and meet the queen behind the kale.

CTFD Yoga Flow, Yin Yoga + Meditation With Future Sound of Yoga

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Sign up on the day to calm your farm with Angel and DJ SOLON in our daily zen sesh. Whether you wanna hit up a sensory experience of uplifting Vinyasa Flow Yoga or a gentle yet deep and reflective yin-style yoga practice ending with a guided Yoga Nidra Meditation in savasana, that’s up to you ya selfish angel. The soundtrack will be a fusion of ethereal soundscapes and soothing beats.

FOLKS, THAT IS NOT ALL.

There is so much more to see / do / froth over. That’s just the tip, and everyone knows ~just the tip~ doesn’t count.

Get around the full lineup – which is continuously getting more and more impressive – right here. And like, buy tickets would you? There’s only so many people we can accommodate and we’d hate for you to miss out.

You won’t be walking away from this weekend empty handed, folks, thanks to our amazing sponsors fillin’ up your complimentary gift bag: The House of AngosturaSwarovskiark swimwearboohooMcVitie’s Flipz , Horny Goat WeedYo ProSanta VittoriaHASKFitness ShowLifestyles & Full Time Flex.

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