Alright guys, you’ve heard us yap on and on about PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Selfish Weekend presented by The House Of Angostura for weeks now – and for good reason, it’s gonna be a proper good time – and now we’re pleased to announce that the official timetable has dropped.

Yep, the times and locations for all sessions – including but not limited to wiggly vibrator races, a manifestation class with Flex Mami and fury yoga with Luke Mcleod – are below for your pleasure, which is appropriate because the weekend will be full of those feelings.

(Side note: there are limited tix left here if you’re a risk-taking, last-minute type of human).

SATURDAY MARCH 16

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SUNDAY MARCH 17

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OOFT IT’S SO CLOSE WE CAN SMELL IT.

You won’t be walking away from this weekend empty handed, folks, thanks to our amazing sponsors fillin’ up your complimentary gift bag: The House of AngosturaSwarovskiark swimwearboohooMcVitie’s Flipz , Horny Goat WeedYo ProSanta VittoriaHASKFitness ShowLifestyles & Full Time Flex.

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