The word “selfish” has helmed negative connotations for far too long, and you know what? It’s not on. Being selfish is an amazing quality to have – you’re putting yourself, your needs (go wherever you want with that one) and, you know, your life before anyone else’s. What’s so wrong with that? You gotta look after #1, right?

Coming to Sydney‘s chic-as-shit La Porte Space this March 16-17 is an entire weekend dedicated to exactly that, because it’s damn-well important. PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Selfish Weekend presented by The House of Angostura features a sexy itinerary with everything from music to manifestation to masturbation, conscious cocktails and over $100 worth of gift bag loot to boot.

Oh, there’ll be alcoholic-free cocktails (and alcohol-filled, don’t you worry – there’ll be an entire panel dedicated to drinking mindfully with The House of Angostura’s Global Brand Ambassador, Ray Letoa, Wellness Editor of Bartender Magazine, Amy Spanton, and DJ Flex Mami).

Whether you decide to attend either Saturday or Sunday, it doesn’t really matter, you selfish angel, as it’s the same epic lineup both days. Below’s what (and who) you’ll be copping should you make the swell decision to attend, with the official timetable dropping soon.

Wellness In Biz Conversation With Keep It Cleaner‘s Steph Claire Smith & Laura Henshaw

A Simple Effective (Not Witchy!) Guide To Manifesting With Flex Mami

Music Therapy Q&A With Aussie Music’s MVP G Flip

A Guide To Mindful Boozing + Conscious Cocktail Bar With The House Of Angostura

True Crime Panel With PEDESTRIAN.TV’S #1 Podcast ‘All Aussie Mystery Hour’ Hosts Josephine Rozenberg-Clarke & Melissa Mason

Staying Afloat From URL To IRL With ‘No Chill’ Podcast Hosts Lucinda Price & Madison Griffiths

The Smoothie Bowl Shack With Kath Ebbs

CTFD Yoga Flow, Yin Yoga + Meditation With Future Sound of Yoga

How To Cum 101 With Relationship & Sex Editor Heidi Gee

Free tatts With Cute Tattoo + Thanks Tattoo

We’ll be announcing more surprises over the coming weeks, so stay tuned.

You’ll walk away feelin’ empowered, inspired and generally schooled and kale-ing it on all things mindfulness and self-loving.

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We promise with our pinky toes it’ll be a solid, much-needed dose of TLC for the M-E.

Earlybird tix are on sale right now at $30 (including GST) and soz, you gotta be 18+ given there are booze and dildos on site.

We can’t just be throwing that kinda thing at children, you know?