In one of those “of course he/she fucking did” moments the likes of which only the US Presidential Campaign can conjure up, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin took a brief break from bullseying moose out of her helicopter whilst spying Russia from her house to throw her political endorsement behind Republican candidate Donald Trump.
Palin endorsing Trump. The only real shocker is how it took this long to occur.
In a public appearance in Ames, Iowa – AKA, about as deep America as you can possibly get – Palin heralded Trump as the guy to “kick ISIS’s ass!” and to shut down the borders and protect jobs and etc.
The media, already, is having an absolute field day with the endorsement.
Two of the more choice cuts from the bunch involve the New York Daily News running with this front page for their next edition:
But above all else, it’s Palin’s words that have everyone puzzled, in the sense that nobody can figure out what in the hell she was saying at one point.
Operating less like a confident politician and more like a conservative’s shredded thesaurus, Palin spoke thusly.
Seriously, if you can make heads or tails of that you’re doing better than 99% of the population.
The nearest approximated translation looks something like this.
right wingin’, bitter, clinging, PROUD clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions, and our
