Reports Are Surfacing That 1D’s Louis Tomlinson Has Spawned Life

Well, as you probably expected after receiving the news nine months ago that Louis Tomlinson‘s swimmers had succeeded in the the most evolutionary sense, it looks like old mate’s now a baby-daddy. 

A bunch of media outlets have reported that Tomlinson’s baby-mama, Briana Jungwirth, has had the baby and everyone’s safe and healthy and everything’s chill. 

And according to 1D fan accounts, Briana’s grandmother has confirmed the birth and the sex (on Instagram, for some absolutely fucking bizarre reason):

However, this has not yet been confirmed by Tomlinson, Jungwirth, or any official management. We repeat, these reports are unconfirmed. 
We… we really don’t have any other info for you, hey. That’s all we got. We’ll keep you updated.
If they raise this kid right, they could have a replacement for Zayn in like <15 years hey. Is that a comforting thought, 1D-ers? Probably not. Okay, bye. 
Source: Woman’s Day.
Photo: Karwai Tang / Getty & Instagram.

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