1D’s Louis Tomlinson Confirms Dad Status, Announces Progeny’s Arrival

Louis Tomlinson has confirmed the direction of his genetic lineage with a Tweet – what else – informing the planet of his progeny’s deliverance.

I’m pleased to say my baby son was born yesterday 🙂 ?? He is healthy and pretty amazing 🙂 I’m very happy!!

— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) January 23, 2016

 How happy? This happy.

🙂 🙂 🙂

— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) January 23, 2016

The news comes after some social media speculation the 24-year-old One Direction member and mama Briana Jungwirth had successfully become parents. Now we know the sprog has been popped and everyone involved is having an a-okay time, it seems timely to re-examine the state of our collective consciousness. 

Read: come to terms that time is most definitely passing, ’cause last time we checked, they were still lil’ bubs themselves and oh God where have the past five years gone what is happening please send help.

All of the eagle-eyed 1D stans out there will know the bebe’s name has not yet been released. Until it is, console yourself with the thought of da boiz covering this classic ‘Strayan tune.

?? Daddy daddy cool

— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) January 23, 2016

(Srsly tho, congrats and good luck. Take some time off, get Zayn back in the fold, make some comeback bangers. Good hustle.)