Wise man say, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” As true today as it was when it was written. Friends, life is a myriad of uncertainty. But through the midst of the murk, through the miasma of malcontent, through the myopia of the masses, there are but a few bright, shining constants upon which you can rely, and take solace from. Friends? Family? Lovers? They come and go. Pizza, dear people. Pizza is forever.
But in this modern world, even obtaining pizza can be a complicated process. Sometimes you’ve got to call someone up on the phone and hope they hear your cheese-starved warbling properly. Some other times you have to use the internet and plug in all your details and… Well, that’s about it, really.
Ok, so that’s not really that hard. But it’s 2014, damn it. If it can be simpler, then it should be.
Enter, Push For Pizza. A one-touch app with the potential to completely and deliciously ruin your entire life. The concept is devilishly simple. After you input your payment and delivery details and preference of pizza once (either plain cheese or pepperoni are currently the only two available, keeping it real simple) you never have to do it again. From that point on, it’s a one button option. Want pizza? Push the damned button and it shall be so. It’s Uber for pizza and it is completely freaking genius.
Allow the snot-nosed brats who, damn it, all look far too young to be birthing something this fucking spectacular unto the world, to explain further.
Whilst, sadly, it’s only available in the US at the moment, it’s safe to say pushing it global is merely a matter of time. This is extremely important work with long ranging benefits for all mankind.
I only just learned of the magic pizza button today, and already I cannot picture a world without it.
