Today in disgusting – Pizza Hut have unveiled the release of a pizza scented fragrance just in time for Valentine’s Day.
The fragrance is called Eau de Pizza Hut (that’s French for ewww) and carries “delicious” notes of “freshly baked dough and seasoning”, a scent which seems like it was specifically designed to attract thirteen year old boys and Grizzly Bears.
“What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day with our Facebook Fans, than providing them with a way to enjoy the fresh smell of Pizza Hut pizza whenever they want,” Pizza Hut’s head of marketing Fatima Syed said in a statement.
Which is 100% true because nothing accelerates attraction quite like the smell of pepperoni. Right, George?
To win a bottle, head to Pizza Hut’s Facebook page and write a love letter in 50 words or less containing the word smell. For example – I love you but you smell like a car park.
